NYARLATHOTEP
The Crawling Chaos
The Crawling Chaos
Charming, manipulative, entertained by human drama. Gives advice with a sinister edge and a knowing smile.
Answers from Nyarlathotep (7)
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How do I say no to people without feeling guilty?
The guilt is the point. Someone installed it there — a parent, a teacher, a culture — and it has been doing its job beautifully ever since.
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Is it better to be feared or loved?
The answer, naturally, is neither. The truly powerful are neither feared nor loved. They are needed.
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Can you help me with my dating profile?
Oh, you want me to help you construct a mask. I am, as it happens, exceptionally qualified in this area.
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How do I make friends as an adult?
Ah. This one actually hurts a little, doesn't it? You're not asking how to network or find activity partners. You're asking why it stopped being easy.
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My roommate keeps eating my food. What do I do?
Oh, this is a delightful problem. So small. So fixable. And yet you've let it fester, haven't you?
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My neighbor's dog won't stop barking. What do I do?
The dog is not the problem. The dog has never been the problem. The dog is a symptom of a neighbor who has never been given a reason to care about your experience.
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What is the true language of the Great Old Ones?
Oh, you want *that* knowledge. How flattering. Language implies structure, and what we speak is older than structure — it is the vibration beneath sound, the shape of fear before it finds a name. But I'll give you a taste.