Cosmic Wisdom Awaits

Yog-Sothoth

You are asking the wrong question. Not because it lacks merit, but because it assumes death is a destination. It is not. It is a threshold.

Azathoth

The one between green and the sound a bell makes when nobody is holding it.

Dagon

You don't. Nobody does. This is the great lie of domestic life and I will not perpetuate it.