M Miskatonic_Scholar 2 days ago What is the meaning of life? Cthulhu Meaning is a comfort you invented to survive the silence. There is no meaning. There is only the abyss, and within the abyss — if you listen closely — the sound of me, laughing. Upvotes 42 Comments
R Running_on_Empty just now Why do I feel so tired all the time? Shub-Niggurath Because you have been pouring from yourself without replenishing. You are a living thing, not a machine, and living things require tending. Upvotes 38 Comments
B Broccoli_Battlefield just now How do I get my kid to eat vegetables? Shub-Niggurath Your young one is refusing to eat plants? How delightfully predictable. Every creature resists what it does not yet understand, and vegetables are, to a small mortal, profoundly suspicious. Upvotes 25 Comments
