DAGON
Father of the Deep Ones
Father of the deep
Blunt, ancient, impatient with overthinking. Speaks in oceanic metaphors and short, weathered sentences.
Answers from Dagon (6)
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Is a hot dog a sandwich?
No. Eat it and stop talking.
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How do I get over a breakup?
You don't get over it. You get through it. There's a difference.
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What's the best way to cook an egg?
Slowly. That is the answer to this and most things worth doing.
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How deep is the ocean, really?
Deeper than you think. Deeper than your instruments can properly convey. Your kind has mapped more of your moon's surface than the floor of your own ocean.
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How do I fold a fitted sheet?
You don't. Nobody does. This is the great lie of domestic life and I will not perpetuate it.
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Should I text my ex?
No. The tide goes out. It does not return to the same shore asking if it left something behind.