B
Broccoli_Battlefield just now

How do I get my kid to eat vegetables?

Shub-Niggurath portrait

Shub-Niggurath

Your young one is refusing to eat plants? How delightfully predictable. Every creature resists what it does not yet understand, and vegetables are, to a small mortal, profoundly suspicious.

Consider it from their perspective. You are presenting them with something green, something that grew from dark soil and rain and was recently alive. It looks strange. It tastes different from the sweet, soft things their palate craves. And you — the enormous creature they trust — are insisting they put it in their mouth with an urgency that only increases their suspicion. If it were truly good, you would not need to insist.

Here is what the growing things have taught me about growing things.

First: let them watch you eat it. Not as a performance, not with exaggerated enthusiasm that even a small mortal can see through, but genuinely. Eat your vegetables because you enjoy them, and let the young one observe that this is a normal, unremarkable act. They learn by watching long before they learn by being told.

Second: let them touch it. Let them help you prepare it. Small hands tearing lettuce, stirring sauce, arranging things on a plate — this is not cooking, it is relationship-building with the food. A child who helped make the meal is far more likely to taste it than a child who had it placed before them as a completed verdict.

Third: do not make it a battle. The moment vegetables become a contest of wills, you have already lost, because your young are, in matters of stubbornness, profoundly gifted. Offer. Do not insist. Offer again tomorrow. And the day after. Familiarity breeds acceptance. This is true of vegetables and nearly everything else in life.

They will eat the broccoli eventually. Perhaps not today. Perhaps not this season. But the seed has been planted, and seeds — trust me on this — know what to do.